Monday 31st December - New Years Eve paddling

Paolo and Vanessa were waiting for us at the take-out for the Kent when we arrived at 10; they had about 3 hours to spare, including the drive back to Wigan! Straight into our kit, shuttle sorted and we were off on the Kent at the biggest level Andrew and I have seen it, with Vanessa filming from the banks with plenty of water steaming under the bridge. The "L" shaped ledge drop was interesting - the three of us staying very hard left, using the overflow channel to avoid the towback and nasties under the ledge.

After Paolo and family left, we tootled over into the Duddon for a look at the upper, but were distracted by water streaming off the fellside to the north of the river. It was a haul, but we carried in to the upper well below Troutal Farm and floated down to the confluence with Grassguards Gill. An hour or so later we had cleard a load of trees and other blockages, opening up about 250 metres of steep, narrow, rocky horrors that just had to be paddled... and so we did. It lived up to it's promise an we arrived at the bottom somewhat bruised and bloodied, but hey - nothing ventured, etc.

I'm not going to mention putting the car off the road on Ulpha fell (wet road, honest!), or how Andrew ended up covered in mud trying to get it back onto the tarmac..

Happy New Year everybody!!!

Saturday 29th December - Last time on the Leven in '07

With Bec, Pete and Andrew we were off yet again to Newby Bridge for bacon butties, mugs of tea and our final jolly on the "old faithful" Leven for this year.
As big as we've seen it without the floodgates open, the river was running fast, with all the rapids washed out as far as Backbarrow which, with discretion being the better part, etc., was walked. with us all getting back on below the big weir. Bec had a moment (aka "a swim") after a sweet boof off the little weir; no worries, body and kit gathered up and normal service quickly resumed, although she remained shaken and the graveyard at this level had them both looking paler at the bottom than the top!

Bec and Andrew on the Graveyard

Friday 28th December - The Calder, at last!

Wild weather and a chance that the Calder might be running.....

Wednesday 26th December - South Lakes top 3?

Leven, Tarn Beck and Duddon with Paolo... Top paddling and a full-on day out courtesy of the UKRGSB and Christmas holidays! Vanessa caught some of this on video, posted on the Italian ckfiumi site ....

Tuesday 25th December - Merry Christmas!

Too good a day to sit at home and miss the boys; the sun was shining so butties sorted and off to Ennerdale. Walked from Anglers Crag carpark up to the Irish Bridge, under Pillar Rock to the ford below Black Sail hut, then back to the Lake, mostly along the river Lisa - definitely "on" for a paddling mission when there's enough water!

21st December - Blengdale

Everything had frozen solid and, with a hard frost and sunshine, it was too good to stay home. Andrew was up for a recce in Blengdale; apparently the beck is a good spate run but rarely in condition....


No photos of the beck - it mostly looked like this!

And then the sun went down...

Saturday 15th December - Paddling, but not as you know it

Whillan Beck. Even the name stirs the soul, evokes visions of steep places with things that will hurt, nay, break you, lurking at the bottom... And so it came to pass that Pete and Andrew believed me when I explained that the walk wouldn't be far, or steep, or involve crazed farm yard dogs attacking us and that the tree hazards reported in the guidebook were things of the past, long cleaned out by philanthropic adventurers armed with pruning saws and more time than sense. Of course, it was all lies and Andrew loved every moment (NOT!). That said, I'm not convinced that those bits of it that we could / did paddle were grade 5...
Andrew - all excited about walking further up the hill...

What goes up....

(Click the play button twice)

Sunday 9th December - Copeland posse meet the Leven

"Meet at the garage at 10" read the text and so it was that, after a minor rebellion (well, I was not going to the weir at Workington when there was water in the rivers!), it was off to the Newby Bridge cafe for a brew before a good run down the Leven with members of the Copeland Canoe Club.
A good trip with about 8 of us on the water and for the club members, their first run of the river right down to Heversham.

1st / 2nd December - High water in North Wales

An early (and I mean early!) start saw us passing Leyland at 6:30 am; far too early to even think about a Tesco's Fat Bob Breakfast! Phone calls and texts to and from assorted mates told us that we were going to be an hour early at JJ's and so it was happy campers that settled for full Welsh breakfast in Llangollen.

The usual BCC suspects were milling about in the car park when we arrived at JJ's and before long we were off, together with Nige and Dave Clift, down the A5 to the get-on for the Conwy. A good blast, at good level and within the hour we were carrying boats up the muddiest of muddy tracks to the car. As we were stowing them on the Astra, we were offered home made flapjack by Sophie, as we later discovered, whose dad runs a watersport centre near Landeck. Contact details were exchanged, and of whom more in later posts...
Off again, and at speed, to Pont Cyfyng and the Afon Llugwy with Dave's battlebus making the shuttle fun (try turning that beast around in the small car park in Betws y Coed!!). On the river and we were off again; big and bouncy level, hititng the eddies hard and plenty of surfing to be had all the way to the drop at Forestry and the must-make eddy above Swallow Falls.

Dave rippin' up the Llugwy campsite wave


The portage around the Falls is straightforward, but getting back down to the river calls for ropes, teamwork and some luck if falling ass over head down 50 feet of near vertical mud is to be avoided! Once back in the boats and one of my favorite sections of river in Wales was in front of us. At good levels, the continuous grade 3 boulder gardens lead to Bench Falls (sticky, ups the grade to 4 - just) and then time to get out again - or take your chances with the grade 6 "Mincer". The final section, from the Mincer down, runs at grade 4, under the Miners Bridge and into Betws y Coed; a perfect finish, 100 metres away from the Pont y Pair chip shop. Heaven, and plenty of salt and vinegar please : )

Andrew ready to boof the drop under Miner's Bridge

A quick trip round the gear shops landed me the bargain of the weekend award (replaced my recently lost Asolos with a pair of returns in Rock Bottom for £40!) before hauling it back to the Goat at Corwen for beer, beer, Christmas dinner and more beer while we listened to the rain falling non-stop into the wee small hours. Sunday could be a day of promise...

Dave decided that our read and run, scouting from the cockpit approach was not as relaxing as it might be and so Sunday's dastardly trio was Nige, Andrew and me. Thinking on our feet we determined that the Afon Ogwen would definitely be "on" and that a short detour would let us see what the Nant Gwyryd looked like as well. As it turned out, the wind and sleet was the real issue, not the water level or the paddling! A gentle start then full-on grade 4, tight and technical speedier than a fast thing on Nitrox blast led to the carry around Llys Falls (would go, but needs more water than we had) and then gradually easing off to the bridge above Garth Farm Falls. We were whipped by hail laden arctic winds while inspecting the drop until I uttered the immortal "Sod this, I'm off" and headed carwards with my boat on my shoulder. Decision made and we were off through the Nant Francon to the Ogwen.

High on the Nant Gwyryd
(Photo from UKRGBS)
There are just too many good things to say about the Ogwen; from the Gunbarrel to the Gorge, it really is one of the best rivers at its grade (4). Suffice it to say that as we packed the car at around 2:30, ready to head back North, it was with beaming grins and more than one "must do this again soon" exchanged with Nige!

Andrew powering through one of the many holes in the Ogwen Gorge

26th / 27th October - Lightweight in Dovedale

First time out (in anger anyway) in the one-man tent that I brought back from the US.

Parked at the Low Wood carpark, up into Dovedale and camped above Dove Crag; limited choice but made the most of some tussocky grass and found water before leaving the path, quite high up. Good night, quiet, dry and a decent breakfast. Up over Fairfied and St Sunday Crag, knocked Arnison Crag off on the way back to the road and car - steep, slimy descent through woods though!

Saturday 13th October - 7 hours for a curry!!

Tanked down to John and Becs after work on Friday to celebrate Becca's birthday; 7 hours of driving (good old M6) followed by a curry! Saturday morning - rain was going sideways as we (Pete, Becca, Bec & YT) scooted over to Betws y Coed witrh the intetion of meeting the Dallaways for a days cragging. As we were still an hour away at the appointed time, we decided that the meeting was off, replaced by coffee and retail therapy in ByC...
After coffee and cakes it was off to Oggy Cottage and a couple of hours waddling up and down Milestone Buttress before a damp drive back to Kilnver and a night out with Nige and Bex

6th / 7th October - Cragging in Coniston

Friday night and Ian's on the phone; a team from BCC are staying near Coniston for the weekend, climbing rather than kayaking, and how do I fancy joining them... As soon as I'm off the phone, the rack is going in the bag and tent in the boot of the car!

An early take-off saw me hooking up with the guys in Ambleside at 9:30 rather than Langdale (which, as on any bright summers day, was full!) and we were soon off to Coniston and Walna Scar. Sweating under blazing sunshine, we split into teams under C Butress; I led Ce and Bec up the Ordinary Route while Ian and John did Murray's. After an easy descent (via Easy Gulley!) and lunch we swapped routes and I found myself leading Murray's, with a long run-out and scant pro. on the top pitch. Steady tiger; less haste next time please! Best part of the day on the hill was bathing my feet in Goat's Water while eating an orange that had been buried in my rucksack - heaven!!


Dow Crag from Goat's Water (Photo from UKC)


After a pub dinner and several pints of local brew, Nige dropped me back at Bowmanstead Hall (no room in the B&B with the others) where I listened to a disco in the next field (wedding or somesuch) until the wee small hours, then slept like a log until the alarm at 9. A quick call and we met in Ambleside for a brew and tour around the gear shops before settling on Langdales Raven Crag as Sundays venue.

By the time we arrived parking was, once again, the problem, solved by parking way down the valley and hoofing in on the fellside from the NDG. Eventually we found a route that was clear and up I went, this time with Bec and Bex. Never simple, we ended up with two more ropes crossing ours and a simple trip up Holly Tree Traverse turned into a several hour game of patience and skipping! Never mind; a good weekend, totally unexpected and good to be on warm rock with good mates.


Raven Crag and the ODG below (Photo from UKC)

End August to December 07 - Big gap to fill in!

Loads to write up in this "window" as well as a bit of walking & climbing to fill in throughout 07; really must get it organised, but where's the time??

11th / 12th August - Low Reay, Windermere paddling

A weekend camping at the NT site (never again!) on Windermere, paddling with a mixed group, mostly teenagers... Six boats on the car roof, plus every stitch of spare kit I own, camping kit and rock gear (just in case!). It took longer to organise and clear away afterwards than the weekend lasted; might have been better to have booked 'em all into OB somewhere! The sun shone and all had a hoot, so what the heck : )

27th / 28th July - Wild camping and Wainwrights

More rain, but still we wandered upwards... with So, Kate, Angela and Muzz, we left the van at Bridgend and followed the path up below Angletarn Pikes to Angletarn where we pitched 3 Vaudes; one for each year, 05 to 07! The rain that had been falling since early afternoon carried on well into the wee hours resulting in the evenings conversation becoming more of a shouting match between tents and against the sound of the rain.
"Tweaked" panorama of the Helvellyns from High Street
Before breakfast I made a quick dash over The Nab and Rest Dodd; back to eat and strike camp before we headed up toward the High Street Ridge. Kate and So had had enough by the time we were under Satura Crag and decided to bale out, arranging to collect the van and meet later at pub by Brotherswater. Angela, Muzz and I carried on, over High Street, Thornthwaite Crag and Gray Crag before dropping down to Hartsop and along the road to the pub.


Me and Muzz heading to Gray Crag, Rest Dodd in the distance

Threshthwaite Cove from above Hartsop

July 8th / 12th - Wet 'n windy in Snowdonia

Off for a long weekend camping outside Bethgellert; coincidentaly I had a meeting in Warrington the day before I was meant to meet Gary, Allan and Rufus in Betws y Coed! After a brew we drove over the pass to Bethgelert and spent the afternoon walking in the Glaslyn Gorge before going back to the campsite, and pitching tents. Angela and D'Arcy let us know that they were going to be arriving late and so we nipped back to Llanberis and made the most of the evening in Pete's Eats.

It was wet and cool come morning, so we dossed about over breakfast then decided to go to the Ogwen Valley and up to the Slabs. Ange and Allan followed me up Hope (or Faith, or Charity??) while D'Arcy and Gary explored the top of the cwm / waited with the dogs, depending on your point of view! Getting off the crag, as ever, was the hardest bit, with Ange preferring the abseil to scrambling down the usual decent route. Being pretty damp and certainly not particularly warm, it was a unanimous deciscion that saw us back at Pete's for dinner!

Another overcast morning, so a few hours in Port Merion let the clouds blow over before getting the rock boots on for a few hours playing on the slabs of Tryfan Fach.

Finally, the weather was meant have cleared - but this is Snowdonia and it didn't. At least the rain stayed off until we arrived at the Pen y Pass car park; then it decided to do the shower / sunshine / shower thing that leaves everyone pondering what to wear! Up Snowdon by the Miner's path, down the Watkin (I'd dumped my car at the bottom of Cwm Llan) with good views low on the both the Miner's and Watkin tracks, but the summit, with its extensive building works, shrouded in thick clag.

First view into Cwm Llan from the Watkin path

That's that then; back to Bethgellert for a couple of beers and our last night before I had to head North and the rest of the team made their seperate ways south. A good weekend, not at all compromised by the weather.

Saturday 7th July - Wild camp at Blind Tarn

Angela, Muzz and Kate, just below cloudbase, Blind Tarn below Dow Crag. We walked in from Walna Scar car-park through some miserable, clarty drizzle, but the clouds lifted as we gained height and we were able to pitch in relative dryness. The wine came out before I started to cook and by the time it was dark the three of us were quite the worse for wear!

Time to catch breath, Blind Tarn

Still wet by morning and we just dropped the tents and legged it back to the car, stripped wet kit off and headed back to Over Kellet where we re-packed all our gear into various vehicles before I sped down the M6 en route to Snowdonia...

Dear reader, a word of advice.... When in a hurry to get off the hill and away, remember to put your boots in the car rather than under it. This will save you driving off and leaving a £140 worth of brand new size 9's in the bloody carpark!

30th June / 6th July - ML Training week

Summer Mountain Leader training at Dallam; how long has it taken me to get off my ass and do this? Far too long, but better late than never... A good bunch in the main, Andy, Big Andy, Liz, Reese, Stephen, and our instructors Ian and Robin.

Day One was given over to Navigation around Low Torver Common in heavy rain followed by classroom based work on navigation and weather. A good day, getting to know each other, but hard work in the persistent, heavy rain with more due over the rest of the week.

Day Two and more heavy rain. Up to Coniston and the Walna Scar car park where we split into two groups for a day of leadership and more navigation. From the moment we left the path, just west of Boo Tarn, we were in, at best 50m visibility as well as heavy drizzle or rain. Taking it in turns to lead the group, navigate and providing a commentary on local flora and fauna made for an interesting day; luckily I stumbled across a skylark's nest with hatchlings during my spell in front, so brownie points for that (luck rather than judgement though!). A short lunch break and haul up and over the summit, followed by a descent from Goats Hause and the Walna Scar track saw us back at the bus, drying off and getting ready for tea and buns before an evening session looking at the legalities of Mountain Leadership.

A day in the clouds...

Coniston Old Man - some view!


Day Three and after a quick briefing we piled into the bus and drove over to the Kirkstone Pass for a few hours looking at security on steep ground, protecting each other manually and with ropes. The last part of the session was given over to abseiling using just ropes; a new South African technique made for the easiest and most pain-free method I've yet come across. Back to Dallam for a brew then out again to the hill above the village and improvised carries and stretchers rounded off the outdoors work for the day. More classroom work (First Aid, sourcing information, planning, etc.) and we were done - a good day with plenty of learning points.

Day Four and it was still hissing down! We were on the hunt for a stream to cross of course and it was so frustrating to find that everything was steaming, well on the way to bankfull levels, and there I am on the hill instead of in my kayak! Needless to say there was more rain and a real struggle to find a river low enough to play in. We eventually ended up out in the Dales in Bardondale where we got thoroughly wet crossing a small beck in a variety of ways. Don't heavy willow poles come in handy? And how common they are out in the hills...! Back at Dallam, after drying off and another brew and buns session, we sorted who / what and why we were packing to take on the overnight expedition planned for the following day. Much amusement at my Wendy tent / Telegraph sleeping mat / cooking arrangement suggestions; all worked well though and I ended up carrying my own kit and going solo... Interesting discussion about food and nutrition; Big Andy volunteered to carry the wine box!

Day Five and the dreaded expedition and night navigation exercise. Our group drove over to Gatesgarth Farm and, after putting waterproofs on in the car park (yes, it was still tipping down), headed up into Burtness Combe and the NW ridge onto High Stile. Plenty of practise on steep, broken ground and all taking our turn in front, navigating and route finding in cloud with occasional breaks and views into Buttermere; this was probably the most enjoyable day so far. Still in cloud as we made the top of High Stile, we followed the ridge, easy walking to High Crag and the steep drop to Scarth Gap. Liz was having problems with her knees so we took a ten minute break here before gong back up the hill and over Haystacks. The weather began to clear and, for the first time, we were walking with decent visibility. Just as well as we worked our way around Blackbeck Tarn and on to our campsite at Great Round How where my pack was quickly dumped and a brew going while the tent went up and overnight gear sorted. Both groups were camping in the same area and, once we had been "inspected" by the intructors, a sociable evening was had, set off by a spectacular sunset and Robins harmonica playing. A good feed on veggy cous cous and fresh brewed coffee and an early night set me up for the midnight call and night nav. exercise.

Big Andy and Liz get a brew on, Great Round How

Sunset over the Buttermere Fells

Night nav. was all we'd been led to believe; wandering around in circles, in the rain, cross country with random instructions as to where to head next. Typically legs were 200 - 300 metres long, involved crossing some heinous terrain and we were put under quite a bit of pressure to ensure pinpoint navigation. Often each leg would need to be broken into two or three shorter stages and each had to be fully described - bearing, distance, number of paces and timing - to the instructors. After about two hours we rebelled and headed back to the shelter of our tents and sleep; a testing but enjoyable session.

Our Expedition; good route, pity about the weather!


Day Six, second day of the expedition and last day of the course. Away by 9 and straight into drizzle and limited visbility in thick cloud. More navigation and leadership work, including giving some TLC to a near hyperthermic straggler from the Cambridge University boat-race squad "Hare and Hounds" event, but eventually we topped Brandreth and Grey Knotts, zig-zagging our way along the ridge and finally, in clearing weather, down to the top of Honister Pass where the other group were waiting in the minibus to take us back to Heversham.

A group debrief over tea and cakes, then one-to-ones with the instructors brought the course to an end. For me, the recommendation to go for assessment at the first opportunity was pleasing, but more so was the fact that it had been such an enjoyable week, good people, good craic and a lot taken on board.

23rd / 24th June 2007 - L2K Coach training at last!

Two intense days with Ben Daines at Dallam. Day one on the river Lune at Devil's Bridge, Kirby Lonsdale. Bitterly cold, sleeting, windy and the tantalising aroma of bacon butties from the burger van on the bridge... This became a sore point each time I crossed to river left as the aroma of bacon knocked all thought of paddle technique out of my head! Sad then that we took lunch hiding behind a wall hiding from the drving sleet - the burger van had shut-up shop for the day!

Lots of kayak games on the water and river bank, plus coaching each other on technical skills. Not what I expected; more about what to fill a session with than how to coach.

Rubber tub on the Lune!

Day two was on Windermere (Fellfoot Park) focussing on group management, journeying and simple rescue methods, mostly tows. Enjoyed this, with some role-playing and an impromtu kit inspection over lunch break. Some (lots of) useful pointers on group management when working with groups of youngsters and less-than accomplished paddlers; something I need to do more often...

An interesting couple of days, culminating with an invite to work at Dallam during their summer school in August; pity I couldn't free up the time.

Friday 22nd June - Arnside sunset

Angela decided we ought to have a quick run out in "The Van" to Arnside for peace and quiet, BLT's and a can or two of cider; lovely relaxed evening, brilliant sunset over the estuary and Muzz enjoyed herself dashing about on the sands...

Sunset over the Kent estuary at Silverdale

25th May / 3rd June - Sunshine and snow in France

What a trip! Back to the vallee Durance with Birmingham Canoe Club, based at Prelles in Chalet Berwyn. A long drive however it's broken down, especially with the car so loaded (extended roof bars, 5 boats and paddlebag up top, packed to the gunwhales inside)! We did home to Twickenham where we collected the dear Sonia (of which more later!), dossed on her floor, then off to Dover at 4.00 am and to the land of the cheese eating surrender monkeys (sorry!).

The journey was pretty painless, apart from the mournful chill-out sounds that TDS had brought along; no Led Zep to keep us humming this time! We arrived early evening on the Saturday at Chalet Berwyn. This is a top notch doss for paddling, skiing or whatever else. Fully fitted out, lacking nothing, it proved a very comfy home-from-home for the duration at a very reasonable price. The rest of the team had arrived earlier than us and had enjoyed a cheeky run on the Briancon Gorge as a warm-up; the three from team Astra had to settle for vin rouge and made plans for the following morning...

I drove Andrew and Sonia down the road to the National Whitewater course below Briancon as they decided that a gentle warm-up would unwind us from the drive (and slightly sore heads) while the rest of the gang headed up the valley to the Lower and Upper Guisane. A good time was had by all, ours all the better for paying a visit to Mr Pizza in his wooden hut Pizzeria on the edge of Argentierre Le Basse - the best pizza you'll ever taste!




Paul Steels on the G5 Guil Staircase

After the trip, Ian D wrote in the BCC magazine:

"I have to say that this was by far the best alps trip I have been on (and I've done a lot of them over the years)! Here's a list of what we paddled:
Briancon Gorge (G3)
Upper Guil (G3+)
Middle Guil (G4 we paddled this twice during the week - it's sooo good!)
Chateau Queyras Gorge (G4+)
Ubaye Racecourse (G4)
Ubaye (La Thuile) (G3/4)
Upper Guisane (G3/4-)
Lower Guisane (G4 we paddled this one twice too - what a blast)
Durance Gorge (G4/5)
Upper Claree (G4)
Romanche (G4+)

Thanks to the fact that we had such a strong group of paddlers, we were able to make the most of the water in the Alps. The weather wasn't as sunny as we'd have liked, but it meant that some of the later season runs were going and we were able to bag them too.

The chalet was fantastic too, and was a perfect location to make the most of the rivers in the area. We'll certainly be going back there at some point.
Many funny moments over the week - really a great big thanks to Pete for making us all laugh, a true comedy genius!

Thanks to everyone there for making the trip very safe and a lot of fun. Next year - well there's talk of maybe Austria......??????"

Team Via Ferrata



Yep - no wonder we were knackered : )

Loads more to add when I make the time!

20th May - Sun and fun out Teeside way

A 6:15 am start (this is Sunday mind!) saw us heading to the second event of the BCU Youth Freestyle competition at Teeside. Andrew was asleep by 6:20 and didn't feel the need to wake again until 2 minutes from the burger bar at Scotch Corner! Bacon baps and tea later we were back on the A66 and by 8:30 parked at the course. Bright sunshine and a near-full (by 9:30) carpark promised a good day. Until I discovered that the course was closed other than to competitors.... no paddling for me then!

Andy soon hooked up with Islay and fun and games ensued. I spent an hour working in the car (camera and video both left at home, so, aside from a little coaching, not a lot else to do!) and then wandered down to join the youth for lunch.

The competition was straightforward; three 45 second runs, one each in the entry wave and eddyline, Happy Eater and the Muncher, best two to score. I was mugged into scoring at Happy Eater so never got to watch Andrew at the other features so was a little taken aback when the scores were published. In spite of throwing flats and blunts at each feature his scores were just way too low... Disappointment all around with the scoring, but a fun day in the sun with the youngsters.

Shredding the Muncher

Saturday 19th May - Hodge Close up and personal

Ooo-er: bolts and steep slate; I just knew this was going to make my arms and fingers hurt.... Still, a good couple of hours on very steep, strenuous ground on the small face below the tunnel entrance to the main quarry. Exploring later, there are still plenty of easier slabby areas to play on, so not a venue just for gorillas!

4th / 12th May - $'s rather than £'s = kit a'plenty!

Illinois, Indiana and Kentucky all in one week! Despite Illinois being pancake flat and no whitewater in sight, it still has a few decent outdoor shops... Never, in a month of Sundays, would I buy MSR titanium cookware at UK prices, but over the pond - titanium kit at aluminum prices!!
The same was true of Sierra Designs tent, Asolo boots, TNF waterproofs and clothing and, kit-whore Gucci gear of the trip, a "press-it" cafetierre stylee coffee brew gizmo that slots right onto your trusty Nalgene bottle. What a treat - fresh brewed coffee to start the day on a wild-camp.
I found (no - Googled like mad until I found) an REI outlet just 30 minutes from St Louis airport - and guess who had a half day to kill before the Atlanta flight.... Yup!!! They give you 20% off everything if you take out membership of the REI co-op for $15. It took me about a millisecond to sign up! So much bling that I had to buy another hold-all to stash my loot in for the long haul back to Blighty. Pitiful really, but Oooh - the jet lag recovery time meant I could play with it all before heading into the office!!!

Wednesday 2nd May - Basking on Brown Slabs

Castle Crag and Jaws of Borrowdale from top of Brown Slabs


Top day on Shepherds Crag with Angela & Katie. Lazy day in the sunshine on Brown Slabs, clean rock, bright sunshine and good craic.


Kate following up Brown Slabs Crack, V Diff, Shepherds Crag

28th - 29th April - Meet the new "REC"-ing crew...

Rescue and Emergency Care Level 2 course - what to say?
Ben Daines runs a superb course. Based at Heversham in the South Lakes, Dallam school has a strong outdoors tradition and it showed through. From the start, Ben had a pragmatic, hands-on approach and built, layer by layer, skills and procedures that became second nature as the weekend progressed.
Despite an element of "I've heard it all before" from one quarter - deftly dealt with by Ben - I'm certain that the remaining 11 of us learnt stacks, even those doing refreshers.
An enjoyable couple of shandies on Saturday evening and, after Sundays coursework, a mad dash up a hill in Langdale and dinner at the ODG with Mark, Angela and Katie really made the weekend something memorable.
What a great bunch - looking forward to hooking up again and to my next two courses at Dallam.

Sunday 22nd April - Yes it was, so....

Teeside! 126.3 miles each way and there's a McDonalds just down the road (and how would I know that then?) Blame it on the petrol / diesel / me... to be continued

Saturday April 21st - Is it really this dry....?

Not a hope of paddling unless it involved salty water but Debra was up for a walk so it was out with the boots and up onto Scafell Pike. Followed the beck up from Wasdale Head but even that and the little-used path alongside Piers Gill was busy, so I decided on a kind of compromise, between the Styhead zig-zags and Piers Gill. Result! Ended up being forced onto an ever-narrowing neck of a ridge by two becks that ran from deeper and steeper ravines; a really interesting and teasing walk since, until we actually got to the top, we never knew if we'd have to reverse all the way down again! 3:45 to the summit then back down to Mickledore and Hollowstones, keeping high on the west flank of Lingmell back to the car at Wasdale Head.

13th - 15th April - Freestyle mid-drought?

Down to Llangollen where Andrew was competing in the first round of the BCU Youth Freestyle series. A couple of hours warming up on the Friday night and we realised that there was more water running off our foreheads than down the river Dee! Still we'd had a good play so went up to Bryn Fawr where Andy was judged to be an adult and we were stung by the Duelling Banjos inbred on the campsite; no worries, off to the pub where Andy was immediately demoted back to being a child and greatly enjoyed his shandy.

The comp took place at JJ's where there was more water evaporating than running through the features. Decidedly dodgy, the event was judged on eddyline action rather than in-the-hole moves. There was also a down-river race with the age groups battling it out before an all comers final. Great day on the river with about a hundred youngster competing and having a ball. Andy score reasonably well coming an overall 17th place (above ykw so big smiles all around).

Andrew stays in the box, top hole at JJ's

Sunday was on the Big T, three good runs on the Graveyard and lots of playing on various waves but especially on the NRA wave all in early spring sunshine. Does it get much better than this? (Answer - see what happens in May....)

Thursday 5th April - The end of a taxing year....

Back home from the driest 6 days I ever dreamt Fort William could offer. The only real whitewater as the frozen stuff on the tops, especially on Aonach Mor where the ski lifts were still running and the sun belted down through clear blue skies....
Drove up on Friday (though forgot that we had only booked into Calluna from Saturday night...) and had a late evening play on Triple Drop on the Etive (running it, appropriately enough, three times), before driving through a huge herd of deer and into Fort William.



Triple Drop - the good bit

Auto-boof!

Gravity wins - Right Angle Fall

We met the West Mids team back in Glen Etive on Saturday morning where much discussion about walking / rock climbing / skiing etc., was had. Nothing doing, we wandered up for a look at the Allt a Choirrean which was as dry as a very dry Martini with extra olives. Back to Fort William and an afternoon in the shops... living close to Keswick really does take the therapy out of retail therapy when looking for goretex Gucci.

Sunday and an early start. The old faithful, Findhorn Gorge from Randulph's Leap down. Reasonable level; the Cauldron looking pretty nasty as Nige narrowly avoided swimming into it due to timely rope-led intervention by Bec, Becca and myself (I put the video camera down as it looked so serious - tsk, missed the swim through the grade 5 section!). Pity then that Andrew had the camera in his mitt and filming as I took my shoeing at the Triple Step like a man (well, at least I didn't cry and shout for my mammy, though did hit the "eject eject" button before floating under the central strainer...). A good run, sunshine and fun company. Bec's air paddling put Spinal Tap fans to shame as she corkscrewed her way through a rapid known as... corkscrew. Odd that.

Andrew fights the Corkscrew

What happens when the last stroke is on the wrong side....

Andrew - how to run Corkscrew

Some of the team decided to have a splash on the Pattack on the way back. This time I was filming when Pete ended up pinned and did cry out for his mam! And when Nige took his second swim of the day... strange; two in one day but the first two in twelve years!! Ah well, we are all between swims I guess.

A lazy day and the long trek out to Oban for a gander at the Falls of Lora resulted in further plans being hatched. Some of the players would drop in on the falling tide on the morrow (??) while the rest (that is the more refined among us) would take to the briny and hunt out some seals. The chips in Oban were just as good as I remembered them as well - bonus!

Tuesday and back to Oban. All the beer had gone last night so it was with some ashen faces that the hard men pulled over to stare in awe / terror (select as required) at the maelstrom of whirlies and swirlies that is... well, you get the idea? Bec, Becca and me poodled down through Oban to Cuan Sound. Fabulous; blue sky, bluer sea, ripping through the narrows. After collecting empty scallop shells and making certain that we had a polo ball in my boat, we set off to the north of Luing and out into the Atlantic (just a bit). Becca turned a strange colour as we basked in the sunshine on the glassy calm sea; must have been, erm, seasickness setting in. Decided that the cure was to walk back over the island while yours truly towed back her boat. And her kit. And the rocks that she and Bec had collected. No worries, we reunited opposite the ferry slip and manfully (!) made the long ferry glide back to the mainland. Satisfying, having watched two sea kayaks being portaged along the beach due to the strength of the current. Becca had recovered enough to take on Bec and me with a solid hour of polo training. Hmm - women!

We'd had a grand day out (thanks Grommit), topped when we heard that the playboaters hadn't managed to surf anything and had one of the hardest days paddling ever. Shame huh : )

Since the rest of the team were heading off in the morning, this evening was Andrew's birthday party. Cake, profiteroles, alcohol were consumed. After we came back from the Chinese / pub / etc.

Despite threats of hoofing up Tower Ridge, we ended up skiing on Aonach Mor for the youth's birthday. We both came close to sunburn, Andrew's eyes were red raw, the snow was icy and the walk back uphill to the Snowgoose gondola hurt, but a top day with 6 hours on skis and not a few laughs. Happy 15th birthday mate!!

Ben Nevis and Carn Mor Dearg from Aonach Mor

Friday 23rd March - Uphill not downstream....

Was a really bright, but chilly day. Walked up something between Ambleside and Kirkstone - but can't remember what! Good views across to the Langdales though : )
Good of them to let me out for the day...

Thursday 15th March - Pay day and shiny new toys : )

No paddling for almost a fortnight and no rain forecast so not surprising that I'm feeling twitchy.

Almost making up for that however, I had to pass Lancaster on my way home from a few days of chaos (work) and my new boat was lying in wait for me at UK Canoes....

A quick call and Lol agreed to keep the shop open for me as I was going to be 15 minutes late in arriving. Fool - the M6 is vicious at best whenever you need some speed and so it was that I arrived a tad (!!) later than promised at the Lansil Estate. Then announced that I'd also need to borrow straps to keep my new baby safe on the journey north - Doh!
No problemo for our man Lol; a much appreciated coffee and squint around the new extension to the shop - it's gonna be huge - later and we unwrap my baby blue beauty from the protective wrapping that Dagger send their boats out in. Lol wasn't going to part with what is in effect a giant plastic Jiffy bag - pity as it would have made a great combination sleeping mat/bag; but I digress...

Sweet as a sugar coated sweet thing dripping in honey.

Once home there were further surprses in store; Andrew's new Palm RT BA, my Summer ML registration and log book and confirmation of £300 sponsorship toward my training week in September from St Martin's College were all waiting for me!

If working away from home always had this kind of result, I'd do it more often... And just to rub it right in, today I confirmed my trip to the US in May - work, but a with a few days leave while I'm out there. Given the strength of the Pound against the Dollar, I reckon a hefty dose of retail therapy is on the cards; must start checking US outfitters and ordering Gucci-kit to bring home...

Looking forward to our trip in May, I spent a quiet hour tonight playing with video and stills from last Easters short stop-over in France; Andrew's surprise 14th birthday paddle on the Middle Guil; watch it here...

Looks like snow tomorrow so maybe it's going to be a "fit out the new boat then off to the pub and watch the Six Nations" kinda day. Maybe the world isn't such a grim place after all.

3rd / 4th March - Welshness with the Birmingham Canoe Club

Sleeping sickness hits the Tryweryn.... well, it did in my case! Heading on to Corwen from a meeting in Widnes, we arrived at the Goat Inn around 4 o'clock; settled into the room and I went straight to bed! Well, one of those weeks, not helped by my right thigh doing little but complain about the bruising it had suffered over a week ago....

Friday evening was all good with the usual suspects - John & Bec, Dave & Sarah arriving for dinner, followed by Paul & Becca in time for a beer or three (except John who had his rations the previous evening apparently!). A quiet night, early breakfast, river smarties (Co-codamol!) and off to meet the rest at the mighty T....
Bright sunshine and 9 cumecs promised good times were to be had; my day came to an early close when I ran back to bed early afternoon for more sleep, but it seemed like everyone else was buzzing. Andrew certainly was when he arrived back at the Goat and started melting his hair wax ready for the evenings merriment... Much rain and a lunar eclipse failed to interfere with the drinking and bull****ing that went on into the wee small hours; peeps finally retiring sometime around silly o'clock.

Sunday dawned dull and windy, but at least I'd caught up on my kip! Folk were jumping on the river at all kinds of places, some above the chipper, some at the raft put-in while yet others went onto the lower. Eventually those on the upper river caught each other up and a great morning was had with coaches working overtime and all having a top time. I paddled mostly with Sarah in her relatively new Burn; she worked hard and had worked out a lot of the ways of the new boat by the time Andrew and I had to say our goodbyes and head back to the Lakes. A long and sleepy eyed drive saw us home just after 7, none the worse but with another top weekend under our belts.

Andrew hitting the skiramp halfway eddy hard

Shredding the NRA

Sunday 25th February - Chase boating on the Leven

Good day, sunshine and a good level (10.0 on the Backbarrow gauge). We saw a group of 23 (yes - 23) paddlers setting of as we ran the shuttle; fortunately they were gone by the time we got on!
Andrew in his new Burn hammered the drop under Backbarrow Bridge with as perfect a line as could be imagined; he looked like a skimming stone flying right over the haystack waves, straight as a die into the bottom right eddy. The rest of us tail-stalled, but hey, that's small volume boats innit! At least the sky was up and the water down...
A minor moment at the lower weir resulted a swim, a set of Prijons being replaced with my splits and a fun chase boating session for Andrew and me! The Prijon's were safely gathered in by a team from LUCC - and were returned to their rightful owner in no time at all... Thanks Tim from Leeds Uni.

Friday 23rd February - Shopping trip to Lancaster (but good level on the Leven)

To PC World in Lancaster to pick up Donal's new Notepad, so seemed churlish not to pop onto the Leven on our way back (especially as the Youth was giving me grief to get out in the new boat).
Dropped the bike at Haverthwaite then straight onto the water and away; no time to play as it was late and I had no lights on the bloody bike! All rapids went straight on, both making eddies and straight into the drop at Backbarrow with no bank inspection. Really boily but excellent lines both - straight in, flat and out.
40 minutes to the bottom, quick call to Donal then punished myself by flat out biking to Newby Bridge and the car... Well, it sorted my thigh!
Andrew loves his Burn - it hammers into eddies as well as floating high and auto-boofing!

Thursday 22nd February - Nothing in the Greta - look elsewhere then.

Over to Keswick so that Andrew could give his new Burn a run out. Bought a bit of kit and half dozen curried veggie pasties and down to Fitz Park... The tide was out, with 3' of beach showing under the steps. Two days of rain and drizzle and no water - what's that all about?
Rather than just turn tail I suggested to Andrew that we at least take a look at Newlands Beck for a future mission. Just as well since, driving along the valley between Stair and Little Town, we saw white water and tumbling rapids through the trees. Note I mention trees....
We jumped on at Little Town and flew off down a tree lined ditch; after a quarter mile Keskadale Beck came in from river left and doubled the volume. Opening up now, eddies became feasible and we started leap-frogging along, grade 2 / 3 rapids in quick succession. A longer rapid appeared so out onto the left bank for a look. The rapid was good but a tree trunk strainer blocked all but 18" of the exit. With at least 2' of water under the tree, and unable to shift it, we decided that it was a safer bet to hoof it than chance a pin.
Carrying on, we soon started into continuous rapids, then under a footbridge to a short gorge section.

Andrew styles the first rapid (above the footbridge)

The drop into the gorge looked sticky at the bottom, so I grabbed my camera and throwbag so that Andrew could run it first...

Into the Gorge - sticky at the bottom but the Burn sails through

Once out of the gorge, the beck eased off; thankfully, as we rounded a bend to find a mass of trees right across the beck. A bash of a portage followed with a tricky balance / seal-launch to get back on...

"I think I can see the line.." - Strainer at bottom of Newlands Beck

Easier water for another half mile or so delivered us to Stair where we got out. The map suggests that it would be ok to continue the run to another road bridge, probably doubling the length of the section; however with a shuttle on foot to do, enough was enough. A really good outcome seeing as we thought we wouldn't paddle at all!

Monday 20th February - What? The Dee is on 6 at JJs!?

Ho Hum, drop the car in Llangollen, hump the boats up to the canal and off to Chainbridge... Sound familiar? Paddling with Mark and Heather, more water than my last 4 visits to the Afon Dee (6 on the gauge), promising a good day on the river. Oh how fortunes fade!
Andrew ran Serpent's Tail in his playboat, hitting every eddy from the mini one, top right, down. He was followed by Heather, who also ran a clean line. He then repeated the performance, carving it up in Heather's Burn!
I'm saying little about my run other than it didn't impress anybody. Mark followed on before we regrouped and set off down river.

Andrew takes the sting out of the Tail...

All had a good play at JJ's with Mark giving A some useful advice on blunts before heading down to Town Falls. Note; there is an eddy midstream just above the Falls. There is a fallen tree in this eddy. The tree will eat you if you float into it whilst being lazy and enjoying the scenery. For this to happen first time on the river with strangers is really most embarrasing....

Mark, Andy and I dropped into the river right eddy just above the drop only to watch Heather come sailing by to "probe" the Falls for us! What a star - she ran a tidy looking line but joined me on the swimmers list after the tow back tickled her back into the stopper. No worries, she soon eddied out and we were quickly back in the car park and away home (except for a brief detour to Pyranha in Runcorn - costly, but Andrew was a happy bunny with his brand new Burn strapped to the roof of the car!)

18th & 19th February - Expedtion Symposium at PyB

Superb weekend at the Brenin; Andrew and I plus about a hundred other paddlers taking in the best of international expeditioning.

Workshops covered Sponsorship and Funding, Staying healthy, Exped. packing and provisioning, In-country contacts and transport, Pre-trip planning (dealing with emergencies / fatalities), Remote First-aid... the list goes on. Excellent evening lectures (Ollie and Ben in Greenland, Manby all over the place - literally since he was full of Guiness) and a great social buzz (OK - too much beer).

Fantastic event; likely to be repeated alternate years.



Pete Catterall - organiser and river god!

Thursday 15th February - another day out of the office : )

A quick run down the Leven with Debra before her coaching day at PyB. Twice down the rapid above Kirk's, three times through Backbarrow Bridge, the big weir and a storming run through Fisherman's Gorge by Debra. Very low, but still worthwhile. More sneaky mid-week paddling is called for!

February 5th to 9th - A Whitewater Masterclass

Guess who's been to JJ's a lot then!???
Seven hopefuls arrived at the Brenin with hearts set on making the most of a Masterclass coaching week. Sadly the weather Gods decided not to play fair and promptly froze all the water in North Wales. Minus 9 Centigrade is not the best temperature to visit Swallow Falls or Pont Cyfyng (imagine a vertical bob-sleigh event...). On one occassion my neoprene boots actually froze to the rock next to the Dee - pity I was wearing them at the time...
Four days of five spent between Chainbridge and Town Falls, but, boy, did we perfect our lines through Serpents Tail! By the end of the week we were hitting 5* challenges (according to PC) and paddle muscles bulged (the canal does that to you!).
A morning of ropework, access on steep ground and retrieving pinned boats was followed by an afternoon open boating on the lake. The lake with more ice than an extremely icy gin and tonic with extra ice. This required Karrimats to insulate knees from hulls and icebreaking technique in the canoes; I stayed home and edited videos in the bar, thank you so very much.
A good team, plenty of refreshments taken and another satisfied customer so far as PyB are concerned.

Saturday February 3rd - Family fun at Halton Rapid

Andrew & I met Jill, Phillip and Robert at Lancaster for his kayaking session. As a nine year old with quite severe autism he was rather excited; in fact he announced that "This is going to be the most exciting day of my life so far!" as we chatted over a coffee before going down to the river.... Robert & Phillip changed into wetsuits in the hotel loo and we nipped down to the river.
Despite the cold (both were well togged out in spare kit) we all had a good couple of hours paddling up and down (and around and around) with Jill videoing from the bank.
Andrew had to go play in the weir so Robert decided that he should as well. He loved it, bouncing his way down with me rafted alongside. Of course this meant that we had to bale out and do it all again.
Jill and Phillip fed us royally afterwards with home made soups, bread, flapjack, etc.
Top day out and really happy to see Robert enjoy himself so much.

Saturday January 27th - Bouncing along with the West Mids posse

I really ought to write todays jolly up in full, but am running out of time due to having to rip out my gas fire and boiler, shower, airing cupboard, old hot water tank, landing carpet and generally trash the house.
I'll be spending tomorrow (today being Friday) introducing a nine year old autistic lad to kayaking and getting my shit together for a week at the Brenin, starting Sunday. That's after meeting Pauline, Bill & Gill for lunch in Grasmere on my way to the Brenin.
And having spent two days with Tony and the FC team during the week. And having had the car vandalised. Oh - and doing well over 40 hours on my strategy paper in between times....
So, no time to write up a good run out on the Leven, albeit at a lowish level (ran the big weir, so definitely lowish!) with a great team from the W Mids. Great to get on the water with these guys again and looking forward to the next trip - Goat Inn weekend in early March.

Saturday January 20th - Big Water makes for Big Air

Some day all rivers will have waves like this! Nobody was able to confirm just how much air there was between my i4 and the top of the haystack at the bottom of Abbey Rapids. The guy stuck in the hole below me was paler than a pale thing after the colour had drained from it as I passed clean over him and his boat before landing... the only time I ever went in with a boat and paddle and came out with a boat and two paddles!!

Barnard Castle to Winston; 13km of swollen G3-4 Tees - big volume, fast, near river-wide stoppers, a couple of critical (or suffer!) lines and some "challenging" surf waves.....

As MarkB posted on UKRGS:

"Below the bridge at Abbey Rapids, the sight of two kayaks downstream 'sky rocketing' out of the hole was sufficient encouragement to help me stay on a boily left line. Below Whorlton, the other highlight was circumventing a large stopper river right , to see its twin just beyond it and then to discover just in time that there was a third one just as big below me on river left."

As it happened, one of those going airbourne was yours truly; apparently I passed clean over a hole which, at the time, had another paddler perfoming an auto-eject from his boat having been through the rinse cycle several times... about time I had the lucky break! We mostly got around those stoppers - those that didn't learned from their experience ; ) "Yip yip coyote" as Quickdraw McGraw probably never said...



About to take the plunge - the bottom fell out of the hole over on the right!

Sunday January 14th - Wookie Weir - Curleys go play...

Heaps of rain meant high levels at Wookie Weir... Two hours playboating half an hour from home. Andrew really is a spoilt brat; he even admits as much : )
I'm aching way too much afterwards. Maybe I should just give up working and spend more time getting fit........

Saturday January 13th - Does 150 metres count as a river?

MarkB, Simon and Andrew - Andy and I dashed into Keswick for pies then on to Threlkeld where we met about a dozen open boaters lining up to fall into the Greta. Maybe it was a rescue drill or something? MarkB turned up followed, while we sorted the shuttle, by Simon...
We didn't wait to find out what the canoeists were up to because we had a plan; the Greta for starters, MarkB had to leave, then up into the hills "back o'Skidda" with Simon to see what the torrential rain had done to the upper Caldew - and it had done plenty : )

Andrew clinging to a line through the broken weir outside Keswick

Getting to the Caldew was the hardest part - flooded roads giving a hint of things to come. The river turned out to be much bigger than the rock-sliding boulder dodging ditch that we had heard about; it turned out to be technical, fast and tight. And with the 5 metre "Picnic Pool" slide / drop right at the start. Much Joy! Another 6" depth would elevate this to "one of the best" but doubt it sees this kind of level too often....

On the upper Caldew - bigger than it looks...

Wednesday January 10th - cheeky weekday paddling

Bright, blue skies, sunshine - what more could a man want except some more water maybe? The Greta was at a perfect medium - high level, but today was about coaching Chris and trashing his confidence wasn't on the agenda (long swims on the Greta are mandatory if you have no roll!). Instead, a fun poodle down the upper Derwent - fabulous scenery and nothing too testing on the water.
Straight forward run down from Seathwaite to Longthwaite where we spent a good while considering lines and moves on the only real rapid (G2+). The plan suggested that four strokes to control the boat were enough; it was, even if Chris ran a completely different line!!
Good day, must do more of this "skiving off to paddle" stuff!

Saturday January 6th - Big and bouncy on the Leven

MarkB and Andrew enjoyed an early breakfast before getting on the Leven. Lots of overnight rain left the river looking meaner than I had seen it for a long while and the memory of the thrashing that Backbarrow Weir had dealt to me at our last meeting was foremost in my mind. Still, since this paddling lark is a headgame, it was time to let the game commence….

The brickchute wave was working but very fast and not easy to get on, then down through the weirs and bouncy rapids to Buckbarrow Bridge. Get out, look, decide, walk – easy! Down to the weir and check that out. No mistaking the line or hiding the fact that I was shaking. Back in, close eyes, see the line, line up and go. One big boof later and I was down, grinning but still shaking! I think the river won that time but next time will be mine. Andy and Mark looked at me with quizzical expressions but I didn’t let on… Andrew still had the Fisherman’s Gorge to deal with.

The graveyard section was great – big, wide stoppers and haystack waves to enjoy the view from… a blast which was over too soon. Fishermans Gorge was looking big – and all that you can see is the entrance… it turned out that crunching through overhanging branches from the RR eddy and rolling up from the subsequent capsize is not the best approach. A new line, which I’d never seen water in before, extreme right was my claim to fame. As long as the boat stayed straight it’s good; otherwise you will end up jammed across a 5’ wide channel… Andrew found his line; ran it like he meant it and, I think, finally banished the demon that has been with him every other time we ran this rapid. A good days work – pity about losing the car key though (Andrew!!?)

Andrew styles Fisherman's Gorge (unlike his dad!)

(Click the play button twice...)

Sunday 31st December - Hello Sonia, goodbye Hurley

Andrew had pleaded and Sonia broadcast an invite, so it was back to Hurley, breaking our journey back north to the Lakes. On 2 gates this time and I was feeling much fresher so we all got stuck in for a couple of hours fun.

Thoroughly enjoyed ourselves and good to meet Sonia who clearly can - and wants to - paddle more. Just a pity that the rest of the drive home took forever, typical M6 but good to be home and start to arrange 2007.....

Saturday 23rd December - Mecca on Thames - Hurley at last

Our first visit to Hurley, the famed playspot on the Thames and Mecca as far as Andrew is concerned! Arranged to meet Chas on the M25 who was going to guide us in; well, we meet, overshoot and agree to let Andrew and the map do the rest! Soon arrived and changed in a carpark with no river in sight…
We shouldered boats and a 5 minute walk brought us the bank; in, across, down a little weir and there it was – Hurley on 3 gates. Andrews face said it all; I rolled my eyes, paddled across the jet, climbed out and started filming – way too tired from the previous hell-week to contemplate throwing myself at the wave. Pity ‘cos it looked like fun and Andy certainly enjoyed himself!



After a couple of hours Chas began to tire and Andrews nose exploded so it was time for me to take my quick spin in the hole before heading back to sunny Dagenham...

"I laughed so much I bled!"