Monday 28th December - Hoad & The Flan

A quick wander over Hoad and the Flan in blazing sunshine was just the thing to blow some cobwebs away and got me thinking..."the Flan"? What's that all about? Something for me to ponder once Google became more readily available to me than while ass-down in the mud having slid, slithered and fallen down the side of Hoad....

Hoad and the monument

Winter sunshine and shadow

Some time later....

Not a lot of joy researching "the Flan" but some words on the name of the town at least - "Dr. Whitaker says "the oldest orthography of the name is Olvaston, or Ulvaston; and I am disposed to think that the modern "r" is epenthetical, and that it was originally the town of Ulpha. Others disputing this etymology ask by what process Ulphus could be metamorphosed into Ulvers. In the provincial dialect it is pronounced Ouston."

Unfortunately there is no mention of who Dr Whitaker might be or from where the quote was sourced... maybe I should try to land on my head next time?

Sunday 27th December - Tilberthwaite Photofest

Ooh - a brilliant day; bright sunshine, blue sky, hard frost, crisp. From Tilberthwaite car park we headed off up Yewdale Beck and Tilberthwaite Gill before turning north into Dry Cove. Leaving the path, a little cross-country took us past Blake Rigg, below Hawk Rigg, then down the hill to the path by Greenburn Beck. Back in the valley it was time for food before looping down past Low Hall Garth, Slater Bridge and the abandoned quarries where Cathedral Cave is still waiting my first visit!

The bridleway soon led us back to the car, but not before the dogs had a close encounter of the hairy kind...

Spur above Tilberthwaite Gill

Langdale Pikes and Little Langdale

Trees below Hawk Rigg

Party sheep?

Ice with a twist

Little Langdale Tarn, Ill Bell away to the right

Errrrm.....woof?....please??

Fancy dry-stone wall in Tilberthwaite

And how seasonal is this...

Friday 26th December - Birk Rigg

Just in time to catch the last of the daylight; off with Sue and the dogs up and over Birk Rigg. This really is a fantastic viewpoint; inland, over Ulverston to the Coniston, Fairfield and High Street fells, to the south across Morecombe Bay, out west to the setting sun and Irish Sea and Black Combe to the north. Sadly these photos just don't do the views justice - something to work on next time the light is right!

Ulverston, the Coniston fells (left) and High Street fells (right)

The sun sinking into Morecombe Bay

25th December - Big Christmas day sky

Time to walk off at least some of the turkey and pudding...

Calm across the Bay

Tuesday 22nd December - Bardsea beach

Overlooking Morecombe Bay, Heysham and, on a "good" day, Blackpool, Bardsea is almost on the doorstep and the dogs love it. Good enough reasons to stretch our legs then...

Towards Birk Rigg

Dougal chasing - erm - sand!

Bruce - posing for a change!

Sunday 21st December - 5 go wild on the Leven

Paul, Jodie, Lancs Lad, aka Anthony, Innes and yours truly arranged the shuttle outside the Newby Bridge cafe; deciding to leave my car there, I duly dumped the i4 on it putting a readily identifiable dent and scape down the rear passenger door just so I wouldn't confuse it with any other Octavia left there while we were away. Innes wasn't paddling following a recent incident involving bollards and, ermmm, bollocks, so he was happy to run the shuttle for us. As he and I arrived back from Haverthwaite, Ned landed and joined forces so it was five on the Leven after all. Even if there were six of us.

Jodie drops out below Backbarrow Weir

Ned takes one full face surfing below the graveyard

Saturday 13th December - Keswick

This is the problem with trying to update a blog a month after the event! I know that we went to Keswick and that I took a few photos. Why did we go to Keswick though? Well, Christmas was coming, there are kit shops; take a guess!

St John's Church from the Borrowdale Road

Friday 12th December - Christmas "Crake" - geddit?

Water - a very necessary part of the game of kayaking, though a bit sparse in the Lakes right now. Unless in its solid form; ice or frost. That said, Paul and I head to Torver and a float down the Crake...

Leaving Coniston with the Tilberthwaite hills behind

Despite the river being rather dry, the cold kept us paddling at a fair lick. Choosing to pass the wrong side (ironically, the right side!) of an island meant that I also had some unexpected limbo dancing practice (the tree across the river is likely to be there for some time and far more threatening when the water level rises!)

Paul managed to find (and surf) a ripple at the get-out!

Sunday 7th December - Chilly around the "Nether" regions?

I'm fairly sure it was still dark when we got up. Either way, it was early, it was Sunday and it was quite surreal. Sundays are not meant for getting up before the sun does. The downsides of winter are - it's cold, it's still dark while you make coffee, going into the hills demands an early start and so it's still dark when you have to get up...
I tried, but wasn't allowed to roll over and get on with some essential snoring practise; the sandwiches had been made, the rucksacks packed and we had a plan. Of sorts...

Saturday had been a brilliant, typical anti-cyclonic day; cold, bright, blue skies and lots of snow on the tops. So we went to Carlisle to Christmas shop and have an early lunch with Donal before he headed of to his Saturday job at Woolies. Sue and I finished with a trot around the shops before taking the dogs for a whizz (see what I did there?) and heading home for a lazy evening, cauliflower cheese, stuffing gear into rucksacks and enjoying "Strictly Come Dancing". Well, one of us enjoyed that part. There had been hard snow over much of the Lakes - I later heard that there had been enough on Great End to glissade all the way down Cust's Gulley.

And so to Sunday. Sunday wasn't as cold as Saturday, but started a lot earlier (see above; while not strictly true - Saturday demanded an even earlier start than Sunday - I just feel the need to whinge about two early starts on a weekend). Rather than chance an hour on frosty roads in order to go to Buttermere and find snow on Grasmoor, we drove into Wasdale where we parked below Middle Fell, hoping for snow high up the Nether Beck valley.

Sue by Nether Beck, Middle Fell above and The Screes in the distance

We found snow alright, an hour and a half up the valley, doing its best to fill the basin below Haycock and Scoat Fell. Unfortunately it was that 'orrible sugary stuff, much of it sitting on ice or frozen bog and more than happy to creep into your boots just to say "Hi" to your socks.

Middle Fell in the middle (!) Seatallan to the right. And snow.

After a mug of soup and a bit of a think about the weather, which had been brightening, but was by now going in reverse with the cloud base dropping and the biting wind finding its way though any weak points in our shell layers, we decided that down was the way to go. More map reading practise (which, since I wrote this on our return, must be paying off!) confirmed that the way home was to follow the path downwards, saw us crunching back downhill.

I think the pub must be this way but will they let me in wearing this hat?

The dogs really seemed to have enjoyed their day out; apart from a brief rampage after the only sheep in the Lakes not off the hill (Dougal!), Bruce had been rolling about in the snow and both had been leaping and bounding through it.
It certainly made me appreciate having legs more than 9 inches long. It meant that I didn't have to drag my nuts through the white stuff ; )

Sunday 30th November - Birthday bump on the Leven

Having recovered from Friday nights shenanigins (Sue's Xmas bash - great fun, but I was not a pretty boy on Saturday morning. Or afternoon!) my birthday dawned bright and sunny. But cold. Really cold. As in bloomin' freezing! Overnight temperatures had apparently dropped to 9 below and, as we sat munching croissants and drinking coffee, I hoped that Andrew wasn't getting too cold riding his motorbike from Whitehaven to Ulverston!

Thankfully the block of ice on the seat fell out easily enough!

He was! However, after thawing him out we headed off to Newby Bridge where we had a second breakfast before getting onto a very low Leven - Paul in his new i4 - and paddling into the mist that was rising from the river. Despite the level being at the low end of low, the Leven always delivers and there was play potential all the way down, a decent boof below the Brickchute and the drop under the bridge was taken on a completely different line to the usual one!
Sue had a good afternoon too; after acting as our shuttle-bunny (not really, she just stole the car to get to Haverthwaite) she and the dawgs had a wander through the woods and was waiting for us as we got off. A good day, with a late lunch at The Swan and me and Andrew in convoy back to west Cumbria wrapped up a good weekend.



Now that's a boof!

Sunday 30th November - A celebratory note...

Despite the speed at which I have taken (or have been taken around) some of life's curves, I appear to have made it to yet another birthday. Just!

All-in-all, life is pretty damn fine. I'm lucky to to share various bits of it with some amazing people. Hopefully you know who you are and, if not, I'm sorry that I haven't made it plainer just what you all mean to me. I'll buy beer to make up for that.

Just some then - mates that I would (and do) trust with my life, sons that I think the world of, and one very special lady. In fact, Sue is so bleedin' special that she had a special birthday card made for me...


Oh well, special, but, for even suggesting I could ever "Turn on the style", not quite perfect. I hope that I'm lucky enough to have you all in my life for years to come!

Saturday 22nd November - If at first you don't succeed...

... swim, swim, swim again.

Well, swim twice. Or flop out of your boat while it slides off the riverbank with your Pelicase and a grands worth of cameras in it. And then miss your roll at Serpent's and swim properly....

Oh well, it could have been worse. Sue caught my approach to Serpent's on film, then shot 20 seconds of a riverside bush rather than my abysmal failure to stay in my boat (honestly; I'll show you the original film anytime you want to see it - oops, just deleted it!) Still, the rest of the guys did fine and we continued on down through JJs and Town Falls with no further dramas...

John powering up and away from the Serpent's Tail

Ce surfaces...

... and looks chuffed (having just dragged my boat into an eddy!)

Say "cheese!"
Say now't

Say "No - I only swam once!?!"

Say "Phwoar! (it's the PJ's), but don't pull my finger!"

And for videographic evidence that the entire weekend was not spent in tea rooms, gear shops, pubs and bars, then clicketyclick the link... http://s146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/heybaz/?action=view&current=2008_11_21Dee.flv

And finally - what happened next? You wouldn't Adam 'n Eve it!
(That is a paddler with his boat on his shoulder in the middle of the Dee)

Cheers to Nige and Bex, John and Lucy, Paul, Jo, Ce and Sue - a cracking weekend and eminently suitable early-doors warm-up for the AW mission next May.

Friday 21st November - If it sounds too good to be true...

...it definitely was!

Damn!! Eventually I met the man with the i4; the boat was immaculate and my cash was in his pocket before he could say "I'll have the cash".

Unfortunately, as I strapped my new cruiser onto the car roof, my disbelieving eyes fell on a large "M" moulded into the plastic.

"M". As in Medium. As in not Large.

As in "I will sink if you cram yourself into me and imagine I'll float on anything less dense than mercury".

As in "Oh s**t - I have to get my money back.....!

Which I did, no problemo. It then took me all of 30 seconds to get over the fact that I had "found a penny but lost a pound" as my dear old dad used to say. Still, no worries, Sue and I were of to Betws Y Coed to meet John and Lucy for a brew and the start of a team AW weekend. After a brew (though why anyone would choose to drink cinnamon and Orangutan poo tea is beyond me - I stuck to coffee, call me unadventurous!) they headed back to Corwen where John had a question to put to Lucy, while we were off shopping and then to the Swallow Falls hotel.

Sue tried on just about every drytop in Rock Bottom before dissolving in a fit of giggles (well, pool of sweat didn't sound so lady like) and giving that plan up as a bad job, so we settled on dinner at Ty Gwyn and a bottle of red to watch News at Ten by...

The really good news is that Lucy said "Yes". Huge congratulations to both of you and hope that you are as happy into the future as you so obviously are now.

Thursday 20th November - Oops! How did that happen?

Whoop whoop - new boat alert! If this deals comes off it really is too good to be true! We'll have to wait until tomorrow to see it, but, from the description, it could just be the dog's danglies - and I knocked £55 quid of the asking price.
Strange, but I feel all light headed. Maybe that's because I'm going to be spending some time locked down with a tin of Evo-Stick and a load of closed-cell foam in the near future : )

Sunday 16th November - An ickle wander through the Lickle valley

A late start and a random glance at the map; drop one car at The Blacksmiths pub, pootle along the scenic route through Broughton Mills into the Duddon valley, then walk back to the car over the tops. One of those ideas that took two minutes to form, less than that to agree too and gave one of the prettiest short walks that we have yet found in the Lakes!

The dogs had a run on the banks of the Duddon while I played with the video camera (another project that's taking shape in one of the dark recesses of my head) before we headed up the hill to the south west and over into the Lickle Valley. The walk up out of the Duddon was through bracken with broken crags dotted about, but, once over the ridge, we dropped into a beautiful valley that has been transformed by ancient drystone walls and tracks countouring grassy fields, all warmly lit by the late afternoon sun. Stunning...


Bruce being his impatient self

View toward Broughton Mills - you had to be there!

Firewood ready for collecting

Saturday 15th November - New faces on the Leven

Iain (Rockrat), Ned, Steve ed, Jack and Kris, all contacted through the DBP website met at various points around the river before congregating at Newby Bridge Halt and jumping on the Leven for my first run of the season. The river was at a pleasant level, playful enough but higher than I wanted in order to run the big weir (at least in the corner). Most of the boys ran a line down the right wall, but I wasn't up for it, not paddling the i4 anyway and certainly not after my upside down moments under Backbarrow bridge - maybe a foot too far to the right and I slid off the second boil but recovered on a hybrid brace / roll affair that got me out upright (in fairness, not just me, but also some bigger boats as well)!

Iain subbing out his Rocker below Backbarrow weir

Once at Haverthwaite, with Ned having collected a new section of bike track and nursed it down-river (don't ask!) and the rest of the guys having other plans, Iain and I decided to go take a peak at the Kent. This was a good move as we found more water than expected and enjoyed a flash from Scroggs weir down to Force Falls. Getting out just above the road bridge meant scrambling up past the bridge abutments; liberally plastered with chalk, I never realised just how good a climbing wall there was down there!

Monday 10th November - Beats the office...

Surprisingly, not only was the little beach under water, but so was the wall halfway up to the first step on banks of the Greta, downstream of the park in Keswick. That didn't stop us having a quick look at Newlands Beck, but that was looking too lumpy to bother with and so it was back to Keswick and, having dropped motor behind the climbing wall that used to be, Paul and I headed toward Threlkeld and the usual get-on.
The white mark on the bridge that signifies minimum level for paddling during November and December was out of sight, at a guess 3 or 4 inches underwater, so we jumped on with the river running at a tidy lick. I'd like to think that this was a realistic level and any lower really not worthwhile.
There were a team of open boaters ahead of us and a group of 4 kayakers jumping on as we left; hope they all had a good run, enjoying the sunshine as we did. Also - green insulating tape does work a treat for keeping a dressing in place in the wet. Far better though not to head-butt the car while brushing sausage roll crumbs off your paddling kit; the blood gets in your eyes and just isn't a good look!

Saturday 8th November - Castle Head

It has been ages, probably 15 years, since I was last on Castle Head. Unbelievable seeing that it is literally only 15 minutes brisk walk from Keswick town centre and has views to die for!
We struck lucky; despite the day being dank and dull, the sun started to break through as we arrived on top and caught a lucky couple of photos.

Cat Bells and Maiden Moor loom above a steely Derwentwater

The Heads catch a few rays with the only lake in the Lake District beyond

Sunday 2nd November - and off to Church...

Well to Furness Abbey (St Mary of Furness) in Barrow for a poke around the ruins!

Really quite an eye-opener too. Originally a Benedictine monastery founded by monks in forested land gifted by King Stephen in 1127, it grew in wealth and power under the Cistercian order, ultimately becoming the second richest in England after Fountains Abbey. The remains of the abbey lie in a wooded valley; the "vale of nightshade" described by Wordsworth in his 1805 Prelude. A small stream - Mill Beck - flows through the valley in canals under and around the abbey buildings.

The precinct and outer court are there in outline only, but the abbey church with its north and south trancepts and great west tower, originally 160' high, but now standing just 60' above the nave, form the greater part of the ruin. The chapter house, cloister and undercroft lead south, away from the church toward the chapel, buttery and kitchen.

St Mary of Furness or Furness Abbey (from Dalton online)

The undercroft and south trancept

Sandstone bricks form the vaulted kitchen ceiling