Sunday 27th January - A gentle float down the Derwent

Lazy day with Sue and Paul off for a gentle paddle down the Derwent from Great Broughton Bridge to Wookie Weir. River at a medium level, Sue's first time on a river and she stayed dry throughout...walked around the first weir (but only because her legs had gone numb, plus we got out and looked at it!), looked concerned on the approach, but then smiled all the way through Church bend (the bouncy bit on the river) and, dare I say it, enjoyed the last slide and bouncey weir at the bottom of the river.

Did a little coaching with Paul who, paddling his Java, looked far more stable than in his little boat of last week!! We both had a play at Wookie weir before heading off and getting warm... though Sue and I stopped for a coffee before taking the Scotties for a stroll along St Bees beach : )

Sunday 20th January - Five go mad on the Leven

MarkB, Steve (Madyaker), Paul, Andrew and YT met for a quick coffee at Newby Bridge; there was water everywhere, but not having paddled with Steve or Paul before, thought that we'd play it safe by getting on the Leven before heading off to Troutbeck or the Lune... Best laid plans etc...

The first swim took place below the Brickchute when Paul caught an edge in the boils and missed his roll. He swam toward the central island as I chased his boat down the river right channel - all good, given the possibility of going over the drop on river left! Paul washed over the island, missed the trees and clicked the back of my i4 for a ride to the bank. Steve and Andrew nursed his boat into an eddy and all were soon reunited with no damage done.

The rapids between the Brickchute and Horseshoe weir were washed out, big and boily and Kirk's rapid claimed another swim from Paul; again, no problems and boat and owner soon reunited on the river right bank. We pressed on to the Horseshoe weir where, between us, we managed to unsettle Paul with mention of Backbarrow downstream of the weir and the need to make one of the eddies above the bridge. This resulted in Paul going tense and swimming under the weir; all efforts were on getting him to the bank, then going after his boat. Unfortunately, I had to abandon the boat or miss the last eddy above the drop which, at todays level, both floodgates open, would not have been pretty! The boat continued it's descent alone despite my rapid portage over the bridge and sprint stylee paddle down to Backbarrow weir. At least Paul was off the river and safe!


Backbarrow Bridge the day before our run; on the day the level
was up to the steps on the right in this photo

There were no takers for the smaller weir below Backbarrow and the remaining four portaged to directly below it, putting in with some difficulty, under the trees on river left. From here on it was a case of paddling with eyes wide open, hoping to spot blue and white plastic hung up on a tree or in an eddy somewhere downstream. This was harder said than done since there was only just enough clearance to duck under the pipebridge, Fish's weir had a stopper (of sorts) to negotiate and the Graveyard demanded attention - it was as big as I've known it!

The Fishsteps weir also had a playfully sized stopper at its base, although this didn't cause any problems. I checked the mill race on river left, but no sign of Paul's boat and so it was with a sense of disappointment we cracked on to Fisherman's Gorge.

I led into the last river right eddy only for Mark to miss it and head straight into the gorge; no problem, I just broke back out and followed him keeping a couple of boat lengths behind. No problem until, having run through the dog-leg approach, I saw the tree jammed across the bottom of the gorge and realised that here was a strainer in the least accessible or inspectable section of the river! Mark ran a tight left line, ploughing through rhododendrons but missing the timber. I aimed for the gap but still took the forearm thick upright branch across my deck. Just before it hit my chest I grabbed it and gave an almighty upwards shove; it moved and I was through. Hard right, into the first mini eddy and out of my boat ready with a rope, but too late, Steve was on my tail. He bounced over the timber and I watched the branch that I had shoved float away downstream! Luckily it must have been rotten timber and a large part of the potential problem had now gone. Still Andy to come though; I frantically signalled for him to take the right hand flood channel, but he misunderstood and ran the usual line, but stayed hard right. Fortunately this kept him clear and that was that; we'd finished the hard stuff and just had a float to the take out.

Paul was waiting for us; Coastguard and police were called before we headed off for a quick search upstream on the river left bank. No joy and so we decided, given the time, to call it a day. Shuttle was sorted and eventually all headed of in various directions, but Paul decided to drive along the south side of the estuary while Andy and I said we'd have look across from Greenodd on our way home. Which was as well because, using the binoculars that live in the car, we spotted a blue and white boat on the mud way across the estuary - just where Paul had driven! A quick phone call and soon he was within sight of the missing boat! His happiness turned out to be short lived however...

Ouch! What happens to a kayak that runs Backbarrow solo!

Saturday 13th January - Over hill, down dale... A Magical Mystery Tour

Off on a tour with Poke, meeting his mate Jim over in Sedbergh where the Rawthey and Clough were both too low to bother with. We tanked over to Ingleton and had a quick look at the falls - not that appealing at todays level with a couple of drops that I just couldn't see working, so....

Back in the cars and to Newby Bridge for a fast run down the Leven; big level and was taken for a munching at Backbarrow Bridge - I did nothing out of the ordinary, just ran the tongue before being melting into the mess under the bridge. My paddles were wrenched out of my grasp and, simultaneously I felt something dragging across my shins - turned out to be my boat! Not too long in the green room and Poke chucked me my paddles before punting the boat into the portage eddy river left - a 132m swim according to Google Earth! No more "moments" and soon we were back on the road and heading to Seathwaite and the upper Duddon. Flooded roads promised a meaty level on the river; we weren't disappointed!
While we mere mortals kitted up, Poke ran the Gorge section above Birks Bridge before we all tanked of down the Upper at a cracking level. A portage around Troutal Fall, otherwise solid G3 read and run, continuous all the way to the confluence with Grassguards Gill. Poke or Jim hadn't been on this tree-fest of a ditch, so I left them to it, carrying a paddle and 3m of tape in case a throwline was needed... We were soon back on and sprinting down to Wallowbarrow Gorge. After a "bottom-up" inspection, I picked the boat up and carried on by; the other pair leapt in and paddled like fury, rejoining at the bottom of the Gorge just as darkness fell. Luckily we were parked just below Tarn Beck and so the last quarter mile went quickly enough!

3rd / 8th January - On the piste in Avoriaz

John and I flew from Birmingham to join Nige at his apartment in Avoriaz for a few days skiing and being lads at large about the place. Missing the connection at Geneva left us in the bar for four hours longer than planned though. Oops - that'll be another beer then?
John hadn't skied before and so had a morning lesson on our first day while Nige and I would go and hit a few reds - or so I thought - doh! After scaring me witless I realised that I hadn't completely forgotten how to ski and, as the week progressed, and with coaching from Nige, it came started to come back! By the end of the week the three of us had not only skied the World Cup course, but also showed the locals who was boss in the board park (that would be Mr Woodhall!) We also attempted to drink the resort's entire stock of Pastis. That'll be a good trip then!

Amazing what a little coaching can achieve...

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Saturday 5th January - A blast from the past

Odd isn't it? Having arranged, via the UKRGBS (internet forum for paddlers), to meet two lads from Nottingham at Newby Bridge, I was rather surprised when one said, as he walked across the car park - "didn't we meet in Slovenia in April 2006?" Even more odd was the fact that we had!

Slim (aka Chris) and Ollie were up for a faff-free mission; they had to be back on the road by 2 pm, so it was straight onto the Leven, straight down and off to the Kent for a fast and furious days paddling and conversation about good times in the Soca valley!

A previous visit - Alec hucks Force Falls