Thursday 5th April - The end of a taxing year....

Back home from the driest 6 days I ever dreamt Fort William could offer. The only real whitewater as the frozen stuff on the tops, especially on Aonach Mor where the ski lifts were still running and the sun belted down through clear blue skies....
Drove up on Friday (though forgot that we had only booked into Calluna from Saturday night...) and had a late evening play on Triple Drop on the Etive (running it, appropriately enough, three times), before driving through a huge herd of deer and into Fort William.



Triple Drop - the good bit

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Gravity wins - Right Angle Fall

We met the West Mids team back in Glen Etive on Saturday morning where much discussion about walking / rock climbing / skiing etc., was had. Nothing doing, we wandered up for a look at the Allt a Choirrean which was as dry as a very dry Martini with extra olives. Back to Fort William and an afternoon in the shops... living close to Keswick really does take the therapy out of retail therapy when looking for goretex Gucci.

Sunday and an early start. The old faithful, Findhorn Gorge from Randulph's Leap down. Reasonable level; the Cauldron looking pretty nasty as Nige narrowly avoided swimming into it due to timely rope-led intervention by Bec, Becca and myself (I put the video camera down as it looked so serious - tsk, missed the swim through the grade 5 section!). Pity then that Andrew had the camera in his mitt and filming as I took my shoeing at the Triple Step like a man (well, at least I didn't cry and shout for my mammy, though did hit the "eject eject" button before floating under the central strainer...). A good run, sunshine and fun company. Bec's air paddling put Spinal Tap fans to shame as she corkscrewed her way through a rapid known as... corkscrew. Odd that.

Andrew fights the Corkscrew

What happens when the last stroke is on the wrong side....

Andrew - how to run Corkscrew

Some of the team decided to have a splash on the Pattack on the way back. This time I was filming when Pete ended up pinned and did cry out for his mam! And when Nige took his second swim of the day... strange; two in one day but the first two in twelve years!! Ah well, we are all between swims I guess.

A lazy day and the long trek out to Oban for a gander at the Falls of Lora resulted in further plans being hatched. Some of the players would drop in on the falling tide on the morrow (??) while the rest (that is the more refined among us) would take to the briny and hunt out some seals. The chips in Oban were just as good as I remembered them as well - bonus!

Tuesday and back to Oban. All the beer had gone last night so it was with some ashen faces that the hard men pulled over to stare in awe / terror (select as required) at the maelstrom of whirlies and swirlies that is... well, you get the idea? Bec, Becca and me poodled down through Oban to Cuan Sound. Fabulous; blue sky, bluer sea, ripping through the narrows. After collecting empty scallop shells and making certain that we had a polo ball in my boat, we set off to the north of Luing and out into the Atlantic (just a bit). Becca turned a strange colour as we basked in the sunshine on the glassy calm sea; must have been, erm, seasickness setting in. Decided that the cure was to walk back over the island while yours truly towed back her boat. And her kit. And the rocks that she and Bec had collected. No worries, we reunited opposite the ferry slip and manfully (!) made the long ferry glide back to the mainland. Satisfying, having watched two sea kayaks being portaged along the beach due to the strength of the current. Becca had recovered enough to take on Bec and me with a solid hour of polo training. Hmm - women!

We'd had a grand day out (thanks Grommit), topped when we heard that the playboaters hadn't managed to surf anything and had one of the hardest days paddling ever. Shame huh : )

Since the rest of the team were heading off in the morning, this evening was Andrew's birthday party. Cake, profiteroles, alcohol were consumed. After we came back from the Chinese / pub / etc.

Despite threats of hoofing up Tower Ridge, we ended up skiing on Aonach Mor for the youth's birthday. We both came close to sunburn, Andrew's eyes were red raw, the snow was icy and the walk back uphill to the Snowgoose gondola hurt, but a top day with 6 hours on skis and not a few laughs. Happy 15th birthday mate!!

Ben Nevis and Carn Mor Dearg from Aonach Mor

Friday 23rd March - Uphill not downstream....

Was a really bright, but chilly day. Walked up something between Ambleside and Kirkstone - but can't remember what! Good views across to the Langdales though : )
Good of them to let me out for the day...

Thursday 15th March - Pay day and shiny new toys : )

No paddling for almost a fortnight and no rain forecast so not surprising that I'm feeling twitchy.

Almost making up for that however, I had to pass Lancaster on my way home from a few days of chaos (work) and my new boat was lying in wait for me at UK Canoes....

A quick call and Lol agreed to keep the shop open for me as I was going to be 15 minutes late in arriving. Fool - the M6 is vicious at best whenever you need some speed and so it was that I arrived a tad (!!) later than promised at the Lansil Estate. Then announced that I'd also need to borrow straps to keep my new baby safe on the journey north - Doh!
No problemo for our man Lol; a much appreciated coffee and squint around the new extension to the shop - it's gonna be huge - later and we unwrap my baby blue beauty from the protective wrapping that Dagger send their boats out in. Lol wasn't going to part with what is in effect a giant plastic Jiffy bag - pity as it would have made a great combination sleeping mat/bag; but I digress...

Sweet as a sugar coated sweet thing dripping in honey.

Once home there were further surprses in store; Andrew's new Palm RT BA, my Summer ML registration and log book and confirmation of £300 sponsorship toward my training week in September from St Martin's College were all waiting for me!

If working away from home always had this kind of result, I'd do it more often... And just to rub it right in, today I confirmed my trip to the US in May - work, but a with a few days leave while I'm out there. Given the strength of the Pound against the Dollar, I reckon a hefty dose of retail therapy is on the cards; must start checking US outfitters and ordering Gucci-kit to bring home...

Looking forward to our trip in May, I spent a quiet hour tonight playing with video and stills from last Easters short stop-over in France; Andrew's surprise 14th birthday paddle on the Middle Guil; watch it here...

Looks like snow tomorrow so maybe it's going to be a "fit out the new boat then off to the pub and watch the Six Nations" kinda day. Maybe the world isn't such a grim place after all.

3rd / 4th March - Welshness with the Birmingham Canoe Club

Sleeping sickness hits the Tryweryn.... well, it did in my case! Heading on to Corwen from a meeting in Widnes, we arrived at the Goat Inn around 4 o'clock; settled into the room and I went straight to bed! Well, one of those weeks, not helped by my right thigh doing little but complain about the bruising it had suffered over a week ago....

Friday evening was all good with the usual suspects - John & Bec, Dave & Sarah arriving for dinner, followed by Paul & Becca in time for a beer or three (except John who had his rations the previous evening apparently!). A quiet night, early breakfast, river smarties (Co-codamol!) and off to meet the rest at the mighty T....
Bright sunshine and 9 cumecs promised good times were to be had; my day came to an early close when I ran back to bed early afternoon for more sleep, but it seemed like everyone else was buzzing. Andrew certainly was when he arrived back at the Goat and started melting his hair wax ready for the evenings merriment... Much rain and a lunar eclipse failed to interfere with the drinking and bull****ing that went on into the wee small hours; peeps finally retiring sometime around silly o'clock.

Sunday dawned dull and windy, but at least I'd caught up on my kip! Folk were jumping on the river at all kinds of places, some above the chipper, some at the raft put-in while yet others went onto the lower. Eventually those on the upper river caught each other up and a great morning was had with coaches working overtime and all having a top time. I paddled mostly with Sarah in her relatively new Burn; she worked hard and had worked out a lot of the ways of the new boat by the time Andrew and I had to say our goodbyes and head back to the Lakes. A long and sleepy eyed drive saw us home just after 7, none the worse but with another top weekend under our belts.

Andrew hitting the skiramp halfway eddy hard

Shredding the NRA

Sunday 25th February - Chase boating on the Leven

Good day, sunshine and a good level (10.0 on the Backbarrow gauge). We saw a group of 23 (yes - 23) paddlers setting of as we ran the shuttle; fortunately they were gone by the time we got on!
Andrew in his new Burn hammered the drop under Backbarrow Bridge with as perfect a line as could be imagined; he looked like a skimming stone flying right over the haystack waves, straight as a die into the bottom right eddy. The rest of us tail-stalled, but hey, that's small volume boats innit! At least the sky was up and the water down...
A minor moment at the lower weir resulted a swim, a set of Prijons being replaced with my splits and a fun chase boating session for Andrew and me! The Prijon's were safely gathered in by a team from LUCC - and were returned to their rightful owner in no time at all... Thanks Tim from Leeds Uni.

Friday 23rd February - Shopping trip to Lancaster (but good level on the Leven)

To PC World in Lancaster to pick up Donal's new Notepad, so seemed churlish not to pop onto the Leven on our way back (especially as the Youth was giving me grief to get out in the new boat).
Dropped the bike at Haverthwaite then straight onto the water and away; no time to play as it was late and I had no lights on the bloody bike! All rapids went straight on, both making eddies and straight into the drop at Backbarrow with no bank inspection. Really boily but excellent lines both - straight in, flat and out.
40 minutes to the bottom, quick call to Donal then punished myself by flat out biking to Newby Bridge and the car... Well, it sorted my thigh!
Andrew loves his Burn - it hammers into eddies as well as floating high and auto-boofing!

Thursday 22nd February - Nothing in the Greta - look elsewhere then.

Over to Keswick so that Andrew could give his new Burn a run out. Bought a bit of kit and half dozen curried veggie pasties and down to Fitz Park... The tide was out, with 3' of beach showing under the steps. Two days of rain and drizzle and no water - what's that all about?
Rather than just turn tail I suggested to Andrew that we at least take a look at Newlands Beck for a future mission. Just as well since, driving along the valley between Stair and Little Town, we saw white water and tumbling rapids through the trees. Note I mention trees....
We jumped on at Little Town and flew off down a tree lined ditch; after a quarter mile Keskadale Beck came in from river left and doubled the volume. Opening up now, eddies became feasible and we started leap-frogging along, grade 2 / 3 rapids in quick succession. A longer rapid appeared so out onto the left bank for a look. The rapid was good but a tree trunk strainer blocked all but 18" of the exit. With at least 2' of water under the tree, and unable to shift it, we decided that it was a safer bet to hoof it than chance a pin.
Carrying on, we soon started into continuous rapids, then under a footbridge to a short gorge section.

Andrew styles the first rapid (above the footbridge)

The drop into the gorge looked sticky at the bottom, so I grabbed my camera and throwbag so that Andrew could run it first...

Into the Gorge - sticky at the bottom but the Burn sails through

Once out of the gorge, the beck eased off; thankfully, as we rounded a bend to find a mass of trees right across the beck. A bash of a portage followed with a tricky balance / seal-launch to get back on...

"I think I can see the line.." - Strainer at bottom of Newlands Beck

Easier water for another half mile or so delivered us to Stair where we got out. The map suggests that it would be ok to continue the run to another road bridge, probably doubling the length of the section; however with a shuttle on foot to do, enough was enough. A really good outcome seeing as we thought we wouldn't paddle at all!

Monday 20th February - What? The Dee is on 6 at JJs!?

Ho Hum, drop the car in Llangollen, hump the boats up to the canal and off to Chainbridge... Sound familiar? Paddling with Mark and Heather, more water than my last 4 visits to the Afon Dee (6 on the gauge), promising a good day on the river. Oh how fortunes fade!
Andrew ran Serpent's Tail in his playboat, hitting every eddy from the mini one, top right, down. He was followed by Heather, who also ran a clean line. He then repeated the performance, carving it up in Heather's Burn!
I'm saying little about my run other than it didn't impress anybody. Mark followed on before we regrouped and set off down river.

Andrew takes the sting out of the Tail...

All had a good play at JJ's with Mark giving A some useful advice on blunts before heading down to Town Falls. Note; there is an eddy midstream just above the Falls. There is a fallen tree in this eddy. The tree will eat you if you float into it whilst being lazy and enjoying the scenery. For this to happen first time on the river with strangers is really most embarrasing....

Mark, Andy and I dropped into the river right eddy just above the drop only to watch Heather come sailing by to "probe" the Falls for us! What a star - she ran a tidy looking line but joined me on the swimmers list after the tow back tickled her back into the stopper. No worries, she soon eddied out and we were quickly back in the car park and away home (except for a brief detour to Pyranha in Runcorn - costly, but Andrew was a happy bunny with his brand new Burn strapped to the roof of the car!)

18th & 19th February - Expedtion Symposium at PyB

Superb weekend at the Brenin; Andrew and I plus about a hundred other paddlers taking in the best of international expeditioning.

Workshops covered Sponsorship and Funding, Staying healthy, Exped. packing and provisioning, In-country contacts and transport, Pre-trip planning (dealing with emergencies / fatalities), Remote First-aid... the list goes on. Excellent evening lectures (Ollie and Ben in Greenland, Manby all over the place - literally since he was full of Guiness) and a great social buzz (OK - too much beer).

Fantastic event; likely to be repeated alternate years.



Pete Catterall - organiser and river god!

Thursday 15th February - another day out of the office : )

A quick run down the Leven with Debra before her coaching day at PyB. Twice down the rapid above Kirk's, three times through Backbarrow Bridge, the big weir and a storming run through Fisherman's Gorge by Debra. Very low, but still worthwhile. More sneaky mid-week paddling is called for!